At Christmas time I often share my thoughts whilst watching Lifetime movies. It makes people (mostly me) laugh so I’ve started applying this (self titled) skill to other areas.
These are the 19 thoughts I had whilst watching the live action Little Mermaid (that I remember, 6 hours later). There’s no spoilers, but some will make more sense than others (perhaps) when you see the film.
- Nice to start with a nod to Hans Christian Andersen
- Underwater! Pretty! It’s like a National Geographic photo. Bet the 3D would be epic.
- Wish 3D didn’t make me sick.
- Sisters are doing it for themselves.
- Aww Sebastian, so so cute.
- Origin stories!! Origin stories!!! There’s enough for prequels.
- I’d watch them.
- Loving the new songs.
- Aww Max. I love you.
- Eric can sing!
- Why wasn’t Melissa McCartney in that Stars Hollow musical?
- Ok, the whole mute thing could have been better. Not being able to talk is the most frustrating thing ever and I’m not really getting it.
- Cameo! Cameo! Cameo!
- Seriously, it’s such a minor, positive change. Was it really worth all that fuss?
- Hidden Mickey!! On the curtain! Behind Ariel!
- My name is Alexander Hamiliton. There’s a lot of things I haven’t done.
- Is that the chandalier from BATB?
- I’m not crying, you are.
- James ain’t here, I can watch the entire credits.